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You must be equal in giving gifts.

This is permissible because there is nothing in shareeah to indicate the opposite and this is not a form of worship. The Sahaba used to congratulate one another by saying: Taqabbal Allaah uminna wa minkum (May Allaah accept (this worship) from us and from you).

I am not google translation!

I am not good at riddles.

What you are doing is not begging, but it is strange to ask for things in this manner, unless you are very close and you would give it back to them or invite them to a similar treat. Otherwise, it is best not to ask them and to refrain from that.

Yes to both questions.

This is foolishness and ignorant remarks.

This is nonsense and baseless.

This is baseless. We are told to seek refuge in Allah from satan when we hear dogs barking.

Nothing wrong in that reply as you are thanking Allah for your condition.